That annoying moment when your friends make it...
Reblog if you've ever wanted to try a Krabby...
Today, I changed my name in my dad's phone to...
He was like Priceless.
When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word...
thehilariousblog: Teacher: “You got a zero” Me: “Why?” Teacher: “You submitted a picture.” Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.” http://thehilariousblog.tumblr.com/
According to Back to the Future
By 2015, you will be able to get a hoverboard. If I don’t see a hoverboard in 4 years, I’m gonna punch someone.
Who remembers Scholastic book fairs!?
Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR Omgg I used to get so excited for these things omggggg lmaooo even just talking abt them makes me smile
I never know how to react when people cry.
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to... →
elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible